TCNJ Lingo

I must be in Tieneman, cause I see a square.

C-Store - The "convenience" store located in/by Eickoff

ABE - Allen, Brewster, and Ely dorm.

T-Dubs - The only place to eat on campus after 9pm (or 8 on a Friday).

TESS - The hamster running on a wheel that registers you for classes every semester.

Green Lane - The sports fields across the mini-bridge behind Lot 9.

Catacombs - Series of tunnels of halls you are doomed to be lost in beneath Kendall.

The Batcave - The parking to the left when you enter Lot 9.

Lounge - Any place with ancient 70's furniture we're supposed to "chill" on.

C.A. - We have Community Advisors instead of R.A.'s. We also have P.A.'s and B.A.'s!

Jungle Juice - Everclear and fruit punch, available at most TCNJ parties. Caution: will turn your mouth and lips bright red.

Floorcest - The big mistake of dating or hooking up with someone who resides on your floor.

Campo - Campus police.

Cube - The section of cushioned seating in the middle of the student center that you are forbidden to sit in unless you are a member of a Greek organization.

The Pit, The Firehaus, The Rock, The Hole, The Sapphire... - Many of the Greeks that have houses off campus also have house names.

Round Robin - Big sorority meeting every semester for wanna-be rushees.

Pre-gaming - The act of drinking before going to the actual party so you're tipsy enough to ask for more.

Butterface - A girl with a nice body but ugly face. Derived from: "Everything was bangin, but-her-face".

U.P.I. - Unidentified Party Injury.

Wounded Soldier - An opened but full beer can found when cleaning up after a party.

Good Times - A form of nostalgia.

Beer-B-Q's - Parties out the back of your car in the commuter lot before a major sports game.

Sexiled - Banished from your room for the betterment of your roomates' libido.

Walk of Shame - The walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you hooked up with someone and spent the night in their dorm room.

Keg Stand - The act of being held upside down while supporting yourself on the edges of the keg and chugging beer out of the tap while the crowd counts and cheers you on. It's not the stand that's the challenge, it's getting past the foam.

Prostitot - One of those 13 year olds who try to sneak into the party and hit on boys 2x their age. Also known as beer sluts.

Did we forget some? Has a new one evolved? Let us know!